Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?
Gina
I really think Musictown is torn on the revealing garment issue.
Gina
Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
Gina
Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a-runnin'.
Gina
In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'
Lucas
The fat man walks alone.
Lucas
I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
Lucas
Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.
Lucas
I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
Lucas
I used to pee in my bed. I did. I, I wet my bed until I was ten. My mother turned me over to the county when I was ten too- not for being a bed wetter- but for being a bad seed. Anyways, 3 years went by, then Joe came. And he took me out, and I became the well adjusted person I am today.
Lucas
The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren.
Lucas
Don't drop the soap, Warren.
Lucas
Joe, is it okay if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass has fallen asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.
Lucas
What's with today, today?
Lucas
Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. Midnight.
Mark